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13 people who hate the Ryanair trumpets as much as you

*shakes fist at sky*

IS THERE ANYTHING worse than being on a cramped, hot and sweaty plane and then being forced to listen to a triumphant trumpet jingle to celebrate the fact that you’re “on time”?

In a word, no.

And everyone who has ever flown with Ryanair agrees.

1. It might be the most self-congratulatory move ever

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2. I mean, really.

I live like Ryanair.
I give myself 2 hours to do a 45 minute job and then play a trumpet to celebrate my own genius.
🎺🎺🎺
— Scott Evans (@NotScottEvans) June 18, 2015

Scott Evans / Twitter

3. It’s stupid.

Ryanair has celebratory trumpet music when the plane lands... This is the dumbest thing I have encountered
— Joe Stapleton (@JoeStapleton_) May 23, 2015

Joe Stapleton / Twitter

4. And poxy.

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5. And a load of shite, to be frank.

Flight delayed by nearly 2 hours, and I bet RyanAir will still try blowing that irritating 'on time' trumpet shite
— connor (@chambress) June 23, 2016

connor / Twitter

6. It almost makes you feel glad about having a delayed flight.

The best thing about a delayed flight with @Ryanair is that we didn't get to hear the trumpet fanfare at landing 🎺
— B-List At Capital (@BListAtCapital) May 6, 2016

G-Unit / Twitter

7. “Ah sure, I might be two hours later than I had planned, but at least I don’t have to listen to that bloody trumpet.”

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8. As Brody so eloquently put it, “Ffs”

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9. Even the staff think it’s a joke

You know the ryanair trumpet is a joke when the cabin crew laugh at each other for having to play it when the plane lands 😂
— megan (@_MeganDaly) April 9, 2016

megan / Twitter

10. Only thing that makes you more murderous than hearing the Ryanair trumpet? Hearing the Ryanair trumpet when the flight isn’t even on time

Stuck in runway limbo for the past 20 minutes. Looks like Ryanair blew their trumpet track a little too soon.
— Richard Move (@JustinCaseJr) October 19, 2015

Justin Case / Twitter

11. shakes fist

I note @ryanair to their poxy little on-time trumpet when a plane is two mins late landing. If only they were that liberal with baggage kg.
— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) October 22, 2015

Miguel Delaney / Twitter

12. And the fact that it seems to encourage applause only makes things worse

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13. Here’s a very accurate picture of you

"Please adopt this position if you should hear the Ryanair Trumpet fanfare when we land." pic.twitter.com/tVcoFFosEP
— Josh Jeffery (@JeffCarnage) April 26, 2015

Josh / Twitter

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13 people who hate the Ryanair trumpets as much as you

1. It might be the most self-congratulatory move ever

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

2. I mean, really.

3. It’s stupid.

4. And poxy.

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

5. And a load of shite, to be frank.

6. It almost makes you feel glad about having a delayed flight.

7. “Ah sure, I might be two hours later than I had planned, but at least I don’t have to listen to that bloody trumpet.”

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

8. As Brody so eloquently put it, “Ffs”

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

9. Even the staff think it’s a joke

10. Only thing that makes you more murderous than hearing the Ryanair trumpet? Hearing the Ryanair trumpet when the flight isn’t even on time

11. *shakes fist*

12. And the fact that it seems to encourage applause only makes things worse

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We couldn't find this Tweet

13. Here’s a very accurate picture of you

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11. shakes fist